Tuesday, January 29, 2008

Man, boys.

These creatures are just strange. I wonder why they are so penis-driven to such irksome extent. Yeah, I did learn during psycho lesson that sex made up more than a third of men’s brains but still. One encounter epitomizes such trait in guys. I actually spotted this pervert guy regaling himself in the most obscene way- don’t even wanna mention the M word - at a void deck. Pui, such eye sore. And think guys who try to get you to his place on the basis of doing dinner with you thinking it’s perfectly normal making such indecent (of course they come up with ostensibly decent suggestions like watching dvds and chilling out ) request. Eyes roll a million times. Well, another hobby impelled by the inherent lechery of these skirt-chasers is going online preying on any pussies that are either equally desperate or brainless enough to believe in their bullshits. Act of loser, and I was even thinking I could put an end to the empathetic embarrassment I’ve assiduously endured for the past 2 years.

However, I believe there are some of these creatures that are relatively less penis-driven. Just like my buddy, Sean, who only yearns for nothing but a secret admirer. But worry not, my love for you never die. Are you touched, buddy?

Miss Eve

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

I Love u man , i am so proud to of you.

Ekobin.

Anonymous said...

Budddy, are u sure that guy under your void deck is me? your best buddy?

hahaha

Anonymous said...

missed

Anonymous said...

Pokemon porn for their instant gratification, Pika Pikaa! Beats making people cringe.

Angie

SpellBoundLady said...

the most outstanding draft u ever wrote..!! cheers to my eve..

EveLee aka Le petit carnard said...

Thanks love.